My grandpa has had a beard for 35 years, so I told him about No Shave November and he laughed for a solid two minutes then stopped dry and said, “There’s something wrong about a seasonal beard, never trust a man who only has a beard for one month out of the year.”
And I’m still laughing about it.
I like this
fall colors - black
winter colors - black
spring colors - black
summer colors - black"
part of me wants to wear leather jackets and red lipstick and be super sexy and break boys’ hearts but then I also want to wear sundresses and be sweet and cute and shy and giggly but a different part of me wants to be beautiful and smart and mysterious and another part of me just wants to sit in bed and watch netflix while I eat pizza
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
I’m especially proud of the last one